The power to sweat soup.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to fart flames

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!