The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!