The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to be justin beiber

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to teleport through open doors

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Th power to be telepathetic

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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Balls.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!