The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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the power to have no one read this post

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!