The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to attract bullets.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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To call me maybe

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The ability to lactate air.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to read your own mind.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to dance really well

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!