The power to attract bullets.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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To call me maybe

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The power to not exist.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to read your own mind.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to dance really well

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to find lost socks.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!