The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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the power to get STD's

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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Aweonao

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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the power to bi ugly

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!