THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to be born.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!