The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!