The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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the power die if you think.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to die on command

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power spite flower

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!