The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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the power die if you think.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power spite flower

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!