the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to transform into yourself

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to smell poop

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!