The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to do nothing

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The ability to be raped.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!