The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to turn food into shit.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!