Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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See through invisible people

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The ability to part...hair.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to not see ads

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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the power to fail

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!