The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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the power to get STD's

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The power to lose the remote.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to exist

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!