Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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anything Aquaman does

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to not finish your....

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!