the power to get STD's

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captain obvious

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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Immunity to medication

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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power to have no power at all

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!