The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power of not knowing

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!