The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to not exist.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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Find Waldo

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!