The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to smell poop

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!