the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Liam Brudenell

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!