The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power of gentle breeze

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!