the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to exist

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!