The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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wast your time on the computer

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!