The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to know WTF is going on

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!