The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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the power of the succulent game

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Balls.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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the power to know what time is not

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to see through water

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!