The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to be justin beiber

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!