The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to catch em all

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to smell any point in time

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!