The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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the power to make elton john gay

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to smell poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!