The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to see through water

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the power to die at will

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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to spelle caretly

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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the power to make elton john gay

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Feeling people's depression.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!