The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to die

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power spite flower

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!