The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to fart flames

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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the power of the succulent game

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!