The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!