The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to repel women.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!