The power to withstand camel rape.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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the power to feel extreme pain

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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Feeling people's depression.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!