The power to predict the past.

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to talk to dust

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!