The power to have a black president

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to levitate mustard.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!