the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to die at will

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!