The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to find lost socks.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power of not knowing

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!