the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to dance really well

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to sweat acid.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!