The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to microwave bread

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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the power to sugar a limpet

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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the power... to read this

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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the ability to die once you have died

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!