Feeling people's depression.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!