The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power of gentle breeze

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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the power to pee on command

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to only drink liquids

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the power to die at will

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Lactokinesis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!