The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to die

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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the ability to type slower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!