The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to like any show

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power life like a hermit.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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the power to become retarded

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!