The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to lose the remote.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to make out of thin air

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to be a human

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to die at will.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!