The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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captain obvious

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to become inverted background color.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!