the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to run if you have no legs

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to stay a virgin

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to pee standing up

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the power to see through my eye lids

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!