The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to die

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to be born.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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Reverse Pooping

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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Feeling people's depression.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!