The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to be born.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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Reverse Pooping

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!