the power to have no one read this post

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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To call me maybe

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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Black power

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to have no power.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to microwave bread

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!