The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to pee ants.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The Power of cheese

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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the power to herd cats

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!