The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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Balls.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!