The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!