The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power of not knowing the future

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to see through thin air

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to spelle caretly

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!