The power to turn food into human waste.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to change the color of your piss

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to be born.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!