The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to die at will

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to turn food into shit.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!