What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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the power to be phone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!