The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to be a human

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The power of trolling your self

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The super power to control paper.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!